Place your bets for the upcoming state of the union

[pmb]

Every year there has been a red herring in the President's State of the Union speech. Hydrogen cars, steroid abuse, mission to mars, etc. Well, we're losing two concurrent land wars in Asia and the housing bubble is looking like it may be going down, so what irrelevant thing will be brought up this year? Place your bets. Winner gets bragging rights as "super-mega-ultimate predictor of the unpredicatable".

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Can't believe you didn't mention the animal-human hybrids

[flamingweasel.livejournal.com]

The threat of irresponsible video file sharing. From Saddam to ... uh, that Brazilian model, we must defend people's rights to have sex and die while being taunted.

Thank you, and God Bless the United States of America.

Odds: 1/10**&pi**3;

[unkle-social.livejournal.com]

I haven't the foggiest. maybe those crazy global warming conspiracy theorists.

I'll play the letter game!

[pmb.livejournal.com]

You get E! A letter that is very hard to do without.

[mauitian.livejournal.com]

The budget?


Ha ha ha ha ha! Yah right.

[cosyne.livejournal.com]

internet pr0n? that hasn't simmered up for a while. and you know, we could search for evidence of terrorist plots while we're scanning peoples' computers for dirty pictures.

marijuana?

food supply terrorism?

the evils of stem cell research?

How about good ol' music/movie piracy? I sure do loves me some file downloadin*

*note: i don't actually download that kind of shit from teh intertube. i have better ways to waste my time.

[cosyne.livejournal.com]

hrm. now that i've said that, do i have to get all 5 to win? If so, I better win big :-)

I suppose we could find some Sicilians to go in against...

[clipdude.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks for reminding me! I still owe you a page full of As.

Unpredicatable??

[canarasekal.livejournal.com]

Meaning: not able to put a predicate on the sentence. As in, "I, a haywire timejunkie with the brains of a mouse and the physique of a hare, am about to..." I mean no one would want that predicate, would they? Unpredicatable.

Re: Unpredicatable??

[(Anonymous)]

funny!

[djsendai.livejournal.com]

we already had switch-grass, so that's going to be hard to top. I'm thinking perhaps file-sharing will be big, and porn.

UNCONTROLLED PET REPRODUCTION

[scarla.livejournal.com]

This problem has plagued our great nation since before the creation of the price is right, and despite the heroic efforts of Bob Barker, some domestic animals are still free to breed at will. This must be stopped! The National Guard will be patrolling the streets of every home town in America to deal with these animals that may threaten the control of the American pet population. Also alien animals of any variety attempting to cross the Canadian border will be shot on sight in the interest of the security of American animals.

[ailie.livejournal.com]

The queers and what they are doing to our soil!

Don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

[pmb.livejournal.com]

I like you ailie. You're not like the others, here, in the trailer park.

[mycrust.livejournal.com]

What letter did you give me again?

[pmb.livejournal.com]

You received a very fine letter.

[drinkywinky.livejournal.com]

Fun fact: The space race is becoming more important because of China's entry, and their aim to have their own moon base.

[mbrubeck.livejournal.com]

Rumors say that Bush will surprise us with a new stance on global warming. The betting market gives even odds.

[misuba.livejournal.com]

If he does what everyone expects, isn't the red-herring aspect lost? He needs the WTF factor.