What does god hate, and how much does he hate it? A theological debate answered through the magic of the world wide web and google.
God hates this stuff | this much |
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Fags | 167,000 |
Shrimp | 41,500 |
America | 28,200 |
Figs | 15,900 |
Sweden | 5,360 |
Fred Phelps | 1,180 |
Homophobes | 784 |
Rags | 387 |
Janks | 112 |
Christians | 99 |
Globes | 68 |
Amputees | 46 |
* This is actually a second-order measurement of God's hatred. It's technically people doing all the expression of hate and me measuring their hate by doing a google gearch for "god hates X" for each line in the table. I figured out what to look for by searching for "god hates" and choosing the nouns from the first two pages of results.
** This entry has been brought to you by God, me, Google, hateful bastards, coldtortuga's entry about whether Fred Phelps was serious, and a conversation with my officemate that began to resemble a Monty Python sketch:
God hates one thing: Fags!
What about Sweden? They love fags!
God hates two things then: Fags, and Sweden.
But Canada has passed gay marriage too!
Good Point! There are three things that god hates: Fags, Canada, and Sweden.
And America for its "don't ask, don't tell" policy
And America.
Don't forget Shrimp!
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