What does god hate, and how much does he hate it?

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What does god hate, and how much does he hate it? A theological debate answered through the magic of the world wide web and google.

God hates this stuff	this much
Fags	167,000
Shrimp	41,500
America	28,200
Figs	15,900
Sweden	5,360
Fred Phelps	1,180
Homophobes	784
Rags	387
Janks	112
Christians	99
Globes	68
Amputees	46

* This is actually a second-order measurement of God's hatred. It's technically people doing all the expression of hate and me measuring their hate by doing a google gearch for "god hates X" for each line in the table. I figured out what to look for by searching for "god hates" and choosing the nouns from the first two pages of results.

** This entry has been brought to you by God, me, Google, hateful bastards, coldtortuga's entry about whether Fred Phelps was serious, and a conversation with my officemate that began to resemble a Monty Python sketch:

God hates one thing: Fags!
What about Sweden? They love fags!
God hates two things then: Fags, and Sweden.
But Canada has passed gay marriage too!
Good Point! There are three things that god hates: Fags, Canada, and Sweden.
And America for its "don't ask, don't tell" policy
And America.
Don't forget Shrimp!
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Comments

[olstad.livejournal.com]

me = 103,000
you = 148,000
everyone = 283

To put all this in context, "God hates" 1.45 million; so even the fags are only barely beating 10%... God sure has a lot of hate.

... and indeed, God seems to have a love/hate ratio of about 1.9.

(The Buddha kicks God's butt with a love/hate ratio between 10 and 40.)