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What does god hate, and how much does he hate it? A theological debate answered through the magic of the world wide web and google.

God hates this stuffthis much
Fags167,000
Shrimp41,500
America28,200
Figs15,900
Sweden5,360
Fred Phelps1,180
Homophobes784
Rags387
Janks112
Christians99
Globes68
Amputees46

* This is actually a second-order measurement of God's hatred. It's technically people doing all the expression of hate and me measuring their hate by doing a google gearch for "god hates X" for each line in the table. I figured out what to look for by searching for "god hates" and choosing the nouns from the first two pages of results.

** This entry has been brought to you by God, me, Google, hateful bastards, [livejournal.com profile] coldtortuga's entry about whether Fred Phelps was serious, and a conversation with my officemate that began to resemble a Monty Python sketch:

God hates one thing: Fags!
What about Sweden? They love fags!
God hates two things then: Fags, and Sweden.
But Canada has passed gay marriage too!
Good Point! There are three things that god hates: Fags, Canada, and Sweden.
And America for its "don't ask, don't tell" policy
And America.
Don't forget Shrimp!
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