What does god hate, and how much does he hate it? A theological debate answered through the magic of the world wide web and google.
|God hates this stuff||this much|
* This is actually a second-order measurement of God's hatred. It's technically people doing all the expression of hate and me measuring their hate by doing a google gearch for "god hates X" for each line in the table. I figured out what to look for by searching for "god hates" and choosing the nouns from the first two pages of results.
** This entry has been brought to you by God, me, Google, hateful bastards, coldtortuga's entry about whether Fred Phelps was serious, and a conversation with my officemate that began to resemble a Monty Python sketch:
God hates one thing: Fags!
What about Sweden? They love fags!
God hates two things then: Fags, and Sweden.
But Canada has passed gay marriage too!
Good Point! There are three things that god hates: Fags, Canada, and Sweden.
And America for its "don't ask, don't tell" policy
Don't forget Shrimp!